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Title: Corporate Board Meeting Transcript Glossary: Winter Faction – OCTOBER, NOVEMBER, DECEMBER Spring Collective – MARCH, APRIL, MAY Summer Society – JUNE, JULY, AUGUST Date: September 11, 2020 Time: 1200 Location: Corporate JANUARY: This meeting is called to order. All board members are in attendance. The acting chair is SEPTEMBER. The floor is open for discussion. The first member to address the board is DECEMBER. DECEMBER: I propose a motion declaring JULY to be an idiot. NOVEMBER: I second the motion. JULY: Wait one gosh darn moment. DECEMBER, that is uncalled for. DECEMBER: The motion is appropriate when the Winter Faction has to clean up the mess you created. Corporate is subject to an armed invasion by the United States and multiple countries are backing that position. JULY: The threats from the president of the United States is puffery and bluster. Current intelligence does not support any allegations that they will invade Corporate. DECEMBER: Contrary to the

Title: Breaking News – Corporate Goes Public July 3, 2020 4:55 p.m. Salutations and Greetings, Previously known as a private company with ownership of billions in assets of international debt, Corporate embarks on the next stage of its evolution. Corporate is pleased to announce its establishment and foundation as an independent country. Corporate will seek formal international recognition through diplomatic channels at the United Nations with rights afforded to independent city-states. Corporate understands that during these tumultuous times that this comes as a surprise. Corporate is pleased to announce that it has developed a vaccine for COVID-19 and a cure for this disease. Corporate understands that this may be alarming that it is not immediately sharing those products. Please understand, Corporate’s research required a significant amount of capital to develop a vaccine and cure. Corporate will not and cannot provide its products for free, however, it is willing to